another escape

oldlaundry:

sometime you’re naked…. sometimes you’re not. depends

(via yourdadsghoulfriend)

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

(via hotboyproblems)

idontgettechnology:

funnytwittertweets:

Y'know what? Yes. Thank you. I have been trying to find the words for why this phenomenon bothers me.

(via satansgaycousin)

noellevanious:

pull yourself up by the jockstrap

(via satansgaycousin)

charmancler:

my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous

(via hotboyproblems)

tear-dropp:

i actually talk a lot when i feel like someone is really listening to me

(via sexhilaration)

door:

i love it when i don’t know a THING about an actor’s private life. a great time for both of us